#i don't know that i'd ever qualify oscar as aspec even in the tags. def not explicitly in the fic.

[its-all-papaya]

Dudes being teammates😍💕

lfggggg 'just dudes being teammates' is a @fear8not1 and i idea that is based around the idea of oscar not really giving a fuck about sex. vaguely ace-spec oscar who's like... indifferent. doesn't really have sex mainly because he forgets it's something he could be doing until someone offers it to him. wanks because it feels nice, not because he has to for sex-drive reasons. and lando baffled by that. won't stop asking oscar questions about his sex life because he just cannot conceive of living the way oscar lives, thinking the way oscar thinks.

and then it eventually results in lando being like "i think you're doing it wrong, let me explain why" and then like. ON ACCIDENT. talking oscar through it. like describing a situation and then oscar's hard and lando's there and still saying kind of off-handedly filthy things and oscar's sooo embarrassed but lando's just like "want me to...?"

then yeah. handjob. just dudes being teammates!

(featuring also: oscar absolutely unable to get over it. coming perfunctorily before bed just does not hit the same after coming in lando's hand with lando whispering things at him. and then some other stuff after.)

want to remind people here that I am ace, and i understand that you can't "fix" people who don't care about sex, and this fic would not be suggesting that. it's mainly (inspired by true events) that oscar's brain has a little lando sex exception loophole.